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.Comic 7: My Little Human. .Art Trade. by ZSparkonequus .Comic 7: My Little Human. .Art Trade. by ZSparkonequus
I'm still looking for someone to help me with the script of my coming comic, info the description of this image, here: [link]

"My Little Human"

An art trade with :iconbraindps:
I don't know if this is already made but I did it.
Yay! It took me a while to do this but I finished it!
This is my vision if we were the show and the ponies were the "Real World", they would do these things:
They would imitate us saying our words as "everybody" and "Jerking off" as we imitate them with their words.
They'd say "fuck" instead of "buck".
They'd say "Best Human" as we say "Best Pony"
It would be a "Rule 34-H" as the infamous "Rule 34-P"
It would be a "Earth Daily" as "Equestria Daily".
Most of them wouldn't be attracted to us as we aren't to them.

Now this is more a critique than a joke for most of the bronies. If our main motto is "Love And Tolerate", aren't we contradicting ourselves not tolerating others preferences as it's the "Rule 34-P"?
I'm not saying I support or like the Rule 34-P, I'm just saying we should tolerate others preferences.
I'm not saying we bronies explode in anger when we see the R34-P, It's just a satire of all the hate that Rule have.
I'm of course NOT saying there are R34-P images in Equestria Daily, I just used the EQD web layout because It's the best and most visited MLP:FIM site in the world.

Well, with that said, I'll say the little easter eggs in the image:
FOX-Y: FOX parody.
Coby: Sony parody.
424: one of my personal lucky numbers.
I calculated when the #424 drawfriend stuff will be posted, the date is the one in the image.
Anthony Hopkins is actually one of my favorite actors, others are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Nicholas Cage.
Yes, that's Megan Fox.

There is some strong languaje in the image but I decided to not put a mature content filter.

Done In Photoshop CS4 in about 6 or 7 hours.


My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic is :iconfyre-flye:

I KNOW coby is a real brand.
I KNOW Equestria is NOT the whole world and is only a country, Lauren said it a while ago in a FAQ, but I don't feel comfortable by picking just one country of the world to be the "Human Daily" and I'm not going to change the name to "America Daily", keep dreaming.
Yes, that laptop is inspired by the HP hoax.

Thanks to EQD for the feature btw.
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brunerss Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
If just twilight knowed that some humans...well...MOST humans have s*x...she would freak out
firecats2580 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student Interface Designer
i know that is why i dont watch vines or have a facebook
Rainbowapple225 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
Prolencon Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love it
shadowdelta47 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
So that's what it's like on the other end.....
I am sorry but everyone knows that Will Stamper is best human. This comic doth bring a chuckle for me however so good job! 
PROTOTYPE223 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
why did the internet have 2 make Frickin rule 34
kabhes Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
i feel with you twilicht i also always get anoyt about those stupit cloppers and there sexy human stuff
cipherpie Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I see what you did there
ZSparkonequus Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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