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.Comic 7: My Little Human. .Art Trade. by ZSparkonequus .Comic 7: My Little Human. .Art Trade. by ZSparkonequus
ATTENTION!:
I'm still looking for someone to help me with the script of my coming comic, info the description of this image, here: [link]

"My Little Human"

An art trade with :iconbraindps:
I don't know if this is already made but I did it.
Yay! It took me a while to do this but I finished it!
This is my vision if we were the show and the ponies were the "Real World", they would do these things:
They would imitate us saying our words as "everybody" and "Jerking off" as we imitate them with their words.
They'd say "fuck" instead of "buck".
They'd say "Best Human" as we say "Best Pony"
It would be a "Rule 34-H" as the infamous "Rule 34-P"
It would be a "Earth Daily" as "Equestria Daily".
Most of them wouldn't be attracted to us as we aren't to them.


Now this is more a critique than a joke for most of the bronies. If our main motto is "Love And Tolerate", aren't we contradicting ourselves not tolerating others preferences as it's the "Rule 34-P"?
DISCLAIMER:
I'm not saying I support or like the Rule 34-P, I'm just saying we should tolerate others preferences.
I'm not saying we bronies explode in anger when we see the R34-P, It's just a satire of all the hate that Rule have.
I'm of course NOT saying there are R34-P images in Equestria Daily, I just used the EQD web layout because It's the best and most visited MLP:FIM site in the world.


Well, with that said, I'll say the little easter eggs in the image:
DELL-ICIOUS: DELL parody.
FOX-Y: FOX parody.
Coby: Sony parody.
424: one of my personal lucky numbers.
I calculated when the #424 drawfriend stuff will be posted, the date is the one in the image.
Anthony Hopkins is actually one of my favorite actors, others are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Nicholas Cage.
Yes, that's Megan Fox.


There is some strong languaje in the image but I decided to not put a mature content filter.

Done In Photoshop CS4 in about 6 or 7 hours.

:iconyouareplz::iconallowedplz:


My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic is :iconfyre-flye:


FAQ:
I KNOW coby is a real brand.
I KNOW Equestria is NOT the whole world and is only a country, Lauren said it a while ago in a FAQ, but I don't feel comfortable by picking just one country of the world to be the "Human Daily" and I'm not going to change the name to "America Daily", keep dreaming.
Yes, that laptop is inspired by the HP hoax.

Thanks to EQD for the feature btw.
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:iconbrunerss:
brunerss Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
If just twilight knowed that some humans...well...MOST humans have s*x...she would freak out
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:iconfirecats2580:
firecats2580 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student Interface Designer
i know that is why i dont watch vines or have a facebook
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:iconrainbowapple225:
Rainbowapple225 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
WOW TWILIGHT XD
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:iconprolencon:
Prolencon Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love it
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:iconshadowdelta47:
shadowdelta47 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
So that's what it's like on the other end.....
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:iconthe-random-messanger:
I am sorry but everyone knows that Will Stamper is best human. This comic doth bring a chuckle for me however so good job! 
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:iconprototype223:
PROTOTYPE223 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
why did the internet have 2 make Frickin rule 34
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:iconkabhes:
kabhes Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
i feel with you twilicht i also always get anoyt about those stupit cloppers and there sexy human stuff
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:iconcipherpie:
cipherpie Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I see what you did there
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:iconzsparkonequus:
ZSparkonequus Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
=)
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:iconxxhollowlittlesoulxx:
xXHollowLittleSoulXx Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
you should have drawn her mane in flames for the last panel
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:icondragonsoniclover:
DragonSonicLover Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ditto
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:iconfazedaudio:
FazedAudio Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
I think you mean Rapid ash. See, it's very hard to light a Ditto on fire... ... ...I'll be leaving now.
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:icondragonflyzmc:
dragonflyzMC Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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:iconxxhollowlittlesoulxx:
xXHollowLittleSoulXx Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Student Digital Artist
XD
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:iconmaximvenom:
Maximvenom Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012
I do wonder tho, I'm a ponyboy and always been a fan of rule 34. But the thing I was wondering about..does it count as "omg sick! they are ponies!" if whomever draws the pornies draws them as human? or human-esque? I see a lot of fan art of people drawing RD or apple jack, but wouldn't it count as "gross" if they draw RD humanized....

seems to me it'd be less weird to clop to that

IMO
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:iconpink--champagne:
Pink--Champagne Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
I can't clop to that.
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:iconkookoo246:
KooKoo246 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I think I get it. People keep making disturbed my little pony pictures and videos on here and youtube. So in this case, Twilight is mad because she keeps seeing disturbing pictures of her favorite characters on a tv show. Just like a person seeing disgusting pictures and videos of their favorite characters on a tv show (like my little pony) which makes people really disgusted and what to start flaming people. Did I get it right?
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:iconkarkatismine:
Karkatismine Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
........ I get it, its just... coplicated to understand
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:iconthekowalskicore:
TheKowalskicore Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont get it o_O
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:iconiamcaptainman:
IamCaptainMan Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tell me ZS, have the ponies stopped screaming yet?
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:iconandytheb-artist:
AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist
The reason it seems so wrong to masturbate to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is because it was made primarily for children. I don't think The Silence of the Lambs is meant to be viewed by children at all.
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:iconmadman12000:
madman12000 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
Lol, flaming eyes
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:iconmasterchief01:
MasterChief01 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012
[link]

You have hit it right through the uprights, my friend. Amazing comic.
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:icontyrranux:
Tyrranux Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012
Oh the sides, they hurt now XD.
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:iconeqfazrael:
EqFAzrael Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Consider that ponies are naked all the time... =)
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:iconpsycho333:
Psycho333 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
Nicely done lol =D
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:iconandytheb-artist:
AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist
The reason a lot of people get angry at porn of these characters is because they're from a children's cartoon. If I saw porn of Harry Potter, I wouldn't like it but I couldn't get too upset because those characters are the right age for it now.
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:icontor-m1:
TOR-M1 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
please do not try to normalize horse porn thanks in advance
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:iconzsparkonequus:
ZSparkonequus Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Please don't tell me what to do.
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:iconbanzibean:
Banzibean Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Hobbyist
my life was just reversed.
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:iconyoshimon1:
Yoshimon1 Featured By Owner May 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're prediction was close... Of course, you couldn't anticipate things like the Derpy 404, but you were only two days off!
btw. You forgot to edit "Monday"...
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:iconghost-sparta:
Ghost-Sparta Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
pausible... yet, very FUN!
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:iconrobot-and-alien-dude:
Robot-and-Alien-Dude Featured By Owner May 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I like how you draw twilight. nicely done.
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:iconfanfictionforlyfe:
FanFictionForLyfe Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
Sadly, this is how society views us as a whole.
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:iconmadman12000:
madman12000 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
Troll'd
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:iconglitchedup-00:
glitchedup-00 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
We live the same way just a diff sepcies SO IT MUST BE THE SAME THING FOR THEM PONIES
great concept :D
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:iconmercenaryx:
MercenaryX Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
The scary part is that it's kind of a mirror for what's happening here.
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:iconmincho94:
Mincho94 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...
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:iconzintic:
Zintic Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Student General Artist
i would probably do the same if i was a pony.
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:iconzyaon:
zyaon Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2012
Actually, now that I look at it from this PoV, I have less of a problem with people clopping. Alright then xD
Still think she should've said "buck" instead of "fuck" haha
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:icondaisyazuras:
DaisyAzuras Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There's nothing wrong to clopping to ponies.
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:iconthecompainioncube:
TheCompainionCube Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012
Actually, there is. Considering it's beastiality, we're wanting to have sex with animals instead with our own kind.
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:iconiloveportalz0r:
iloveportalz0r Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
:iconfacepalmplz:
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:icondaisyazuras:
DaisyAzuras Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not true. I have actual ponies and they look and act nothing like the humanlike ponies on the show. My horses never talk or read books. It's perfectly fine to fall in love with the personalities of the ponies on the show. Until my own horses start posing in sexy underwear like Twilight there is nothing similar. Clop away my friends.
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:iconiloveportalz0r:
iloveportalz0r Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
:D
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:iconrarityhooves:
RarityHooves Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Hahaha, genius comic!

Surely many have already raged to this. But hey, everypony has their preferences. (somewhere, somepony is touching improperly).
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:iconderpyhoovves:
DeRpYhOoVvEs Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012
RarityHooves? Does That Mean........


I have a FancyPants Sister!
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:iconjbrenham:
jbrenham Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012
Like this? [link]
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:iconzsparkonequus:
ZSparkonequus Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mmm... nope.
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